Earlier today, while hanging out with my friends up at BFG, we came up with the perfect way to create a rock opera:
Take a stack of magic cards, lay them out randomly, then using the power of metal and rock, string them together in a way that is awesome.
If the cards themselves do not seem awesome enough, the solution is thus: add the phrase ...of DOOM to the end of its name.
I tried it with some cards I had laying around, here's what I came up with.
It was a dark night in the Mountains of Doom!
We performed an Unholy Ritual
And raised the Goblin King from his Ancient Tomb
He called out to the Goblins
Tapped the Mountains to call down Kaboom
Then he summoned the Avalanche Riders...
The Avalanche Riders of DOOM!
Avalanche Riders of DOOM
Avalanche Riders of DOOM
How can you hope to stand against the
Avalance Riders of your DOOM!
All I need now are some totally sweet pyrotechnics, and maybe a verse about the Shivan Dragon or something, and maybe a line about how the Serra Angel of doom doesn't have to tap or something, and bam! Rock Opera.
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